Snape's got his attitude on!!

Ha Ha Ha!!! lol! i'm laughing my head off right now.
Nikki

Stark Enterprsies

now, how many of you have read the airhead books by meg cabot???
okay, well if you haven't then what are you sitting here reading this for!!?? go and read it right now. it is so good, you will laugh out loud, want to tear apart the book, you'll want to cry, you'll want to scream at the people to stop being so stupid. it is great. it's so good, i don't even have to tell you what it's about. just trust me on this. you either love it, or you love it but you're pushing it way, way down(it's an airhead joke. read the book and you'll get it.)
now, if you have read the books, then you should know about Stark Enterprises. now, have i got some news for you. there is a real stark enterprises. i think
i found a map of where it is. it's in clevland, ohio now, on the link that it was attached to, it said Robert L. Stark enterprises. this is spooky. hold on, i'm going to go look at the link.

creepy elevator music


okay, that pretty much told me .......... nothing. looks like i'm nothing like... what's his face. christopher's cousin. felix!!! that's it. well, i did get an exact address, so if anyone's in ohio, please find out what they do, and if they are the stark, pull a christopher and bring them down. please. but if they're something else entirely, please tell me before i start buying plane tickets to ohio. anyway, the address is :

1350 W 3rd St
Cleveland, OH 44113

(216) 464-2860‎

or better yet, send them a letter!! annonomously.
okay, here are pictures of airhead and being nikki. the third book is called runaway but won't be out until may or march 2010.

book 1 book 2 i blew it up, so it's a little blurry. just live with it. if you really

can't stand it, search it on google and you'll get a
better pic.


Nikki

(Partial) Lightning Lightning Theif movie cast w/ pictures!!!!!

some guy who they better do a lot of creepy make-up stuff in the make-up trailer as hades
some very pretty girl who should so not be selina, as silena
some girl as aphrodite
uma therman as medusa
the boromir guy from lord of the rings as zeus.



some girl as athena



logan lerman as percy jackson

brandon t. jackson as grover underwood
alexandra daddario as annabeth chase

some woman i've never seen before as percy's mom, sally jackson
peirce something or other as chiron

some really cute guy as luke castallan

that collin guy from made of honor as poseidon


now, let me make a few points.

1. the people who play aphrodite and selina should switch parts. that would be way more correct.
2. annabeth is supposed to have blonde hair and gray eyes. plus, in the movie they're making her 18, not 12. what 18 year old would fall in love with a 12 year old????
3. grover is supposed to have light skin. not dark skin.
4. hades dosen't look creepy enough. he's supposed to have creepy dead faces in his underwear. does he look like the type of person that would be the lord of the dead. no.
5. medusa isn't ugly enough. her face is supposed to be so ugly that it turns you to stone. she is way too pretty.
6. posedion is supposed to have black hair and green eyes. he has blonde hair. and possibly a scottish accent. or at least he did in made of honor. although his character was scottish. any way, if anyone finds out what his real voice sounds like, let me know.
7. zeus doesn't look supreme ruler of the earth-y enough to be supreme ruler of the earth. plus, he doesn't look weird enough to blast a twelve year old out of the sky and turn his only daughter who is dying on to of a hill, only a few feet away from saftey into a pine tree.



if anyone has any corrections or additions to this list, please let us know. and also, read all of our other stuff and become a follower of B.R.I. while you're at it. some of our stuff is really funny.


Nikki